August 2011
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oddfuture:
WE DID IT. OFWGKTA. WE WAS BROKE NOBODIES LAST YEAR. SHIT, WE STILL ARE NOBODIES, BUT TOOK THAT SHINY NIGGA HOME THO.
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if I die today, remember me like john lennon
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I think I might have been retarded.
Since it is my last day at home until I move back into new york, my mom told me a bunch of stories from my illustrious elementary school days so I would appreciate what she went through to raise me. These are horrible, but too funny not to post.
Started out swaggin by refusing to do any work in kindergarden for 3 days because the teacher wouldn’t let me play on the computer. Zeroes,...
That awkward moment when you're about to go to bed...
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
its always pretty awks
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bio hw.
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"On this day in 2010"
“my mind is blown. I don’t think I’ll sleep for weeks.”
hahahaha thanks facebook.
In this manner, the issue was decided.
– Raymond Carver, “Little Things”
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not nutcracker too :'( →
this stuff is the real deal LOL
flip food. stacy. alyssa. →
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Survive the Ice Cage →
thecorcorangroup:
Want a different way to cool down during the dog days of summer? Then you should pay a visit to Mehanata’s subzero drinking lounge - which includes Balkan rhythms, frosty ceilings, and a stripper pole. An ethereal Siberian paradise featuring Manhattan’s only ICE CAGE freezer room. $10 to open the door, $20 per head. You’ll be clothed in a Russian military uniform and handed...
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The morning I got up to begin this book I coughed. Something was coming out of...
– Anaïs Nin, House of Incest (via ohlydiane)
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guinness flow